Faith Healer Maru

Not That Mike The Other Mike

Freeee-ends, if you are afflicted by evil spirits, your days of suffering are at an end, glory praise be, for before you stands the mighty Maru, hallelujah, whose healing touch will drive away demon pain, just like Mr. Sheep here, hallelujah praise glory.

And now, praise mercy, as Maru drives the demons from the pancreas of Mrs. Rabbit, amen hallelujah, sister Hana shall pass among you to collect your love offerings, glory amen, all credit cards and Bitcoin accepted, cyber-praise be.

Can I get an amen, Andrew Y.?!

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12 thoughts on “Faith Healer Maru”

  1. allein ? December 30, 2017 / 10:17 am

    I…I feel like I shouldn’t be watching this…

  2. Andrew December 30, 2017 / 10:31 am

    Amen!
    XD

  3. dubravkamcvmd December 30, 2017 / 10:49 am

    Could these stuffies be too big for Maru? He expresses what sounds like concern at the end of his session with Sheep. He is vocal throughout his session with Rabbit. He seems to look toward Mugumogo – for comment, assistance?

    • Dana December 30, 2017 / 11:01 am

      I think he’s looking for praise (for that fresh “kill” in his mouth).

  4. Dana December 30, 2017 / 11:03 am

    I would willingly endure all of those pointy bits stabbing my flesh to get a massage from Maru.

  5. debg December 30, 2017 / 12:17 pm

    Funnily enough, when my appendix was exploding, my cats tried faith healing too. It didn’t work. Maybe the ladybug is necessary for success?

    Such a silly boy. Was that Maru yowling at the end? I thought it was Hana offscreen.

    And I want to make those big animals. There must be sewing patterns somewhere.

  6. Murray C December 30, 2017 / 12:18 pm

    I thought perhaps the thing in his mouth and the long string attached was a hot line to the Almighty – a spiritual plug-in, if you will, that gives him his extraordinary powers. Or Hana is communicating to him through it so he can “foretell” things about the massagee. That’s probably why he’s vocalizing, to throw us off the track.

    • Mal December 30, 2017 / 12:44 pm

      His magic binky?

  7. Jeannine December 30, 2017 / 12:22 pm

    Has Maru ever been able to do a massage without his ladybug? I don’t remember seeing a video without him having it. I think Hannah came by to set check and see his progress. She really is the boss of the whole operation.

  8. Gigi The cat lady December 30, 2017 / 3:35 pm

    Form the loud purring sound, Maru seems to prefer the sheep to the rabbit. He does look a bit frustrated by the size of the rabbit and the fact that he can’t easily climb on to of it.

  10. Amyliz December 30, 2017 / 6:24 pm

    Mike, you have the faith healer/televangelist lingo down pat; hilarious!?

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