Settle down, students! Before we begin today’s assembly, I need to announce that due to a scheduling conflict, “McGruff’s Rockin’ Crimebustin’ Skate ‘n Stunt Supershow” will not be able to appear today, but we have been able to secure a last-minute replacement, “Percy, the Dental Hygiene Possum.”
Via Twitter.
Okay, I like my dentist and all, but this would make it so much more fun to go see him.
This reminds me of the dentist in the neighbourhood who would hand out toothbrushes, toothpaste and red dye chewable tablets on Halloween. Red dye tablets were neat but still.
I would much prefer Percy to a stunt show any day.
Oh me too. Especially if we get to pet his tummy and get a free toothbrush.
I call matchingks on the toothbrush and nail polish!
Proof positive that possums (possa?) are adorable.
Possa only if they’re neuter(ed).
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This reminds me so much of my school days. Not good…but not your fault, Percy.
I wouldn’t mind going to the dentist so much if I could pet a possum while I was getting my teeth cleaned.
Percy is about to brush a turkle?
I love knowing the turtles can enjoy something so much.
I still remember how I was taught to brush my teeth in elementary school. Every. Single. Time. For. 62 years. Geeze.