I’m Reporting This to Uber

January 15, 2018January 14, 2018Not That Mike The Other Mike

“I mean, I just assumed you were going to be picking me up in a car! I didn’t realize I had to actually specify ‘in a car’ — I just figured that’s how it worked.”

If I wanted to walk there, slowpoke, I'd be there already. — If I wanted to walk there, slowpoke, I’d be there already.

Gotta read that fine print, Elizabeth G.

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allein ? January 15, 2018 / 11:05 am

“Onward, noble steed!”
Murray C January 15, 2018 / 12:32 pm

Someone told that cat that in this world you need to get ahead – and so it did.
- Kar January 15, 2018 / 10:28 pm
  
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Gigi The cat lady January 15, 2018 / 1:06 pm

Now that’s a fur hat I can get behind, I mean under.
Pamela Sinclair January 15, 2018 / 5:12 pm

“The Cat on the Head/Hat”, a.k.a. “How to Get Ahead”.