Meet My Accountant

Not That Mike The Other Mike

“If we carry forward your accounts unbelievable into the fifth quarter, and then divide your heretical losses by next year’s lunchables, we should be able to completely deodorize your current year’s yearnings in time for the inevitable tax audit! Wheeee! I love being an accountant!”

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21 thoughts on “Meet My Accountant”

  1. allein ? February 5, 2018 / 9:36 am

    I’ll hire him if I can pay him in kibble…

  2. Muppet2171 February 5, 2018 / 9:36 am

    My dad was an accountant. He never had this much fun adding stuff (even with an abacus)!

  3. Alice Shortcake February 5, 2018 / 9:48 am

    Having always regarded these things as toys, I was startled to see them being used with lightning speed at the check-out in Russian shops as recently as the late 1980s!

  4. michael February 5, 2018 / 9:53 am

    I smell an audit. (I hope that’s what I smell.)

    • Murray C February 5, 2018 / 9:39 pm

      ? Indeed.

  5. Gigi The cat lady February 5, 2018 / 10:01 am

    I seen those things before but I didn’t know you could use them to add up things.
    I’ve also seen abacus before (wink).

    • Murray C February 5, 2018 / 12:21 pm

      HAH! Cute one, GiGi. Mike – what can I say. Accounts unbelievable? Next year’s lunchables? Wow, what are you on, Mister. And can I have some??

  6. Murray C February 5, 2018 / 12:23 pm

    HAH! – good one, GiGi. And, Mike, really. Lunchables? Accounts unbelievable? WHAT are you on, Mister – and can I have some??

    • Murray C February 5, 2018 / 9:41 pm

      I don’t know how that happened and I’m not sure how to delete one. Oh, well.

      We haven’t heard from fkaWaldenPond today, have we? I hope she’s OK.

  7. Kar February 5, 2018 / 12:40 pm

    For years I had this pinned over my desk:

  8. Ricky's Mom February 5, 2018 / 1:07 pm

    So full of win.

  9. Smartypants February 5, 2018 / 2:58 pm

    We should pair him with ‘Possum Dearie’ and her Fisher-Price piano!

    • Murray C February 5, 2018 / 9:41 pm

      Or Colbert when he uses an adding machine. Tried to find video but couldn’t

  10. Michael February 6, 2018 / 6:19 am

    Brilliant captioning, NTMTOM. The lemurs were good but this was even better. You are on a roll. (I’m trying to compose an “on a roll” put about sitting on a bakery item, but my failure proves the point — the rest of us aren’t as good at this as you are!)

  11. Murray C February 7, 2018 / 10:02 am

    I haven’t had any posts from Mike all day yesterday (Feb.6) and into today. Is anyone else having that problem? Have you gotten anything?

    • allein ? February 7, 2018 / 10:04 am

      Nope, no new post email notifications. Mike is aware.

      • Murray C February 7, 2018 / 10:07 am

        Well, at least he’s OK. That’s the first thing I think of, is he really sick – well, you know the drill, I’m sure. I went on the Facebook page and it seems like he’s posted a couple of new things so that was a relief. Thanks, Allein, for letting us know.

        • allein ? February 7, 2018 / 10:27 am

          I noticed late yesterday morning that I hadn’t seen any emails, so I came to the homepage and there were 3 or 4 new posts. I commented on one and he replied saying thanks for letting him know, so I assume it’s a system thing.

          • Murray C February 7, 2018 / 5:29 pm

            When you say Homepage, where is that? I did go to the Facebook page but it seemed similarly bereft of anything new.

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