Folks, if you’re looking for an exciting new career, consider training for work in the professional backflipping industry! Experienced backflippers can earn up to $5 per flip, with no upper limit on earning potential! Backflippers go to exciting places, meet interesting people, and get lots of exercise! And the best part is, it’s completely automation-proof. Unlike manufacturing, retail, trucking, and many other professions, there is absolutely no chance that backflippers will never be replaced by robo–OH FOR PETE’S SAKE AT LEAST LET ME FINISH THE PITCH!
No, you can’t have your tuition deposit back, Alice Shortcake.
Next thing you know, they’ll want to have Robot Olympics! What is this world coming to?
Flippin’ Robot is all well and good, but can it be taught to make coffee and breakfast in the morning, wash the dishes, vacuum the house, feed the cat, do the laundry and go grocery shopping, especially on snowy days?? Also, would it object to be trained to answer the robocalls that interrupt my work every day, preferably using a long string of well-chosen, extremely rude epithets?
If t can do the above, I’m getting on the waiting list!!
Yeah, I could really use a house-cleaning robot.
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If it can help me to get safely in and out of the bathtub when I’m older and then clean the tub it can live with me. I’m all for personal robots. Wash dishes, carry groceries and change light bulbs etc. back scratching wouldn’t hurt either!
I for one welcome our metallic face-planting overlords.
In the future “Fails” will be preformed by robot laborers,allow mankind more time to post cat vids on the internet!