You can’t prove it was me. It was like that when I got here. It’s fake news. I have no recollection of the events in question. It was the deep state. This was taken out of context. I’m sorry if you were offended. What about when the dog did that bad thing that one time? I reject your reality and substitute my own. Let’s agree to disagree here.
It was an honest mistake. This plant appears to be right next to the food bowl. There was bound to be confusion. You should have known better.
This is clearly an alternative fact.
Those onions are actors!
Thought they were stuntwomen.
And why is there no video? Because it showed them falling faster than free fall!
WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!
And if you blow up the photo 20 times you can clearly see a label on the ear of the alleged “cat”!
The truth is out there!!
!!!!!!
I really like their fake cracked tile tiles.
Mistakes were made, but not by me…
I deny the allegations, and the alligator.
What a croc.
😀
Some collusion me thinks.
Looks more like a collision…
Wait…what?
Kitty looks really guilty. Time for disciplinary snuggles.
He’s not guilty, because he would never ruin his clean water bowl with dirt.
If he was really responsible, the planter would have been knocked over the important papers and/or newspaper his owner was reading. Cat fact.
Case dismissed.
Time for celebratory snuggles.