“… this lovely breakfast nook gets sun in the morning, and that counter top’s real marble, by the way… you have your dining room overlooking the patio… top-rated school district, and there’s a park down the street, if you have kids… The stone work in that fireplace is one of a kind, that’s real craftsmanship… Oh, and this is an unusual feature — a portal into the nether realm ruled by Tarok Mogwraith, the demon lord who feasts upon the screams of the righteous and unrighteous alike, guarded as always by his loyal hell-beasts, Spanky and Alfalfa.”
Hell’s a-Poppin’ and so is Mike’s brain! You are on fire, Mike – oh, dear, that doesn’t sound so good. Um – you’re working on all cylinders?
I bet these adorable kitties are, indeed, little rascals.
Also, I feel like we’ve seen this one before, but I can’t find it. Maybe it was eaten by the hellbeast.
Perhaps you are thinking of this post, which uses a different picture of kitties guarding a staircase:
Maybe…I know I’ve seen this picture, too, though. Must have been somewhere else.
I’m already scared of basement stairs, so I’m not sure this is the house for me.
When I was a kid I was so scared of the basement door at my grandparents’ old house I could only walk past it if I closed my eyes.
When we were buying a house in MA, we looked at one that was a good price for the neighborhood but OMG it was in such bad shape (probably why the price was low). Plus to add to the creepy factor it was right by the old State Asylum. And when the real estate agent opened the door to the basement, I was like nope, not going down there, stairway was dark, the smell was musty and damp, talk about an entryway to hell. I think she said it was one of the old dirt floor basements that hadn’t been updated. Needless to say we didn’t buy it, I think the place should have been condemned as a health hazard. If anyone did buy the house, it was to tear it down and build something else.
As long as you protect yourself with one of those pool noodles on the left, you should be safe.
Although an offering of tuna to those minions wouldn’t hurt…
This is too dang funny!!! Laughed myself silly at the scroll down and reveal. And no, I wouldn’t be going any where near that portal. Unless I had an offering of tuna, preferably fresh.
Let’s be honest, if it’s a charter school district, people would buy it. And use the downstairs as an in-law suite.
And the demon would probably move out given some of the MIL I’ve met who LOVE to tell their children (& strangers) how they’re raising their kids wrong.
Those 2 kitties look like matchink (yes, I said matchink) bookends!! Love black kitties!! Our first family kitty was black.
Between the commentary and the adorable stair guardians, I pretty much laughed for 5 minutes straight. My cats think I’ve finally lost it (Pft. As if I ever had it to begin with.)
I will remember this post when I start house-hunting! Fabulous commentary and comments, everyone. Portals to hell tend to be underrated.
Wherever the light switch for that staircase is, it isn’t where I would have put it.
Assuming there is one.
Wait .. wait .. I see three things wrong here …
1) The stairs are going in the wrong direction
2) Kats? no .. Where are the hellhounds ?
3) No weird looking chick named Gozer