Is someone you know a hipster? Is his vintage refrigerator full of artisanal foods? Does he punctuate conversations with “… but you’ve probably never heard of it”? Does he have a scruffy beard and a (pause for dramatic effect) man-bun? The hipster’s stubborn refusal to conform to accepted consumer norms tears at the fabric of our society. But you can help. If you know a hipster, call HIPS-TIP to have them sent to a nearby re-education center.
We’ll never be cooler than cats anyway, Sharon H.
Where do I find a kitty-size pink telephone?
A landline handset? That’s the phone equivalent of fixie. Luxuriant facial hair, vintage styles, fan of neighborhood butcher, relying on income of parents… kitty himself is a hipster.
😀 ! I was going to comment that hipster was not talking on a dial rotary phone– shame on him! (His excuse would probably be he had no choice in his neighbourhood, pulse dialing of course.)
That cat looks very concerned.
Mike’s commentary response: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*gasp*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
“He’s the one eating smashed avocado on toast with a side of kale.”
He really is an old-fashioned hipster. According to last night’s episode of Billions, smashed pea toast is the new avocado toast:
http://www.lepainquotidien.com/editorial/introducing-smashed-pea-toast-the-new-avocado-toast/
No to the ‘watermelon radish.’ :S
What even is that?!
“And he insists on feeding me vegan catfood…please COME RIGHT NOW!”
Haha! Mike you are priceless!
Kitteh looks very much like my long gone Honeybee. Euthanized her in the early 90s. Stayed home from work for two days weeping.