I’m Not the Stork, You Dork

April 30, 2018April 30, 2018Not That Mike The Other Mike

I’m a duck, you silly goose! And besides that, the stork doesn’t go in the bundle, the stork carries the bundle! How’s about you leave this to the professionals, okay?

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allein ? April 30, 2018 / 12:32 pm

Looks like an old-timey hobo lost his duck.
- Murray C April 30, 2018 / 11:35 pm
  
  ?Allein, you are a hoot. A duck in a bindle, what a concept.
Faye April 30, 2018 / 1:29 pm

Why a duck? ?
To get to the other side! ?
- Smartypants April 30, 2018 / 6:02 pm
  
  Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in the mud, then go back?
  
  Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
Amy April 30, 2018 / 1:48 pm

Very smol rocks.
Juno April 30, 2018 / 2:33 pm

She turned me into a newt!
- allein ? April 30, 2018 / 2:48 pm
  
  You’ll get better.
jerzowa April 30, 2018 / 3:25 pm

I love everything about this post ❤❤❤
Meleo May 1, 2018 / 10:15 am

Oh, NTMTOM, you quack me up!