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Not sure I’d describe that as a “zap”…
Methinks “Zapper” is asleep on the job. Probably a ruse.
I think that must be Hana and Maru in disguise, taking turns. Hana will handle the whappity whap parts, and Maru will sandpaper your fingers so smooth you won’t leave any fingerprints behind anymore.
Toss your Windex away, ’cause you won’t need it anymore.
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I want to boop that peenk nose.