Henri’s Last Meow

This is a sad day for seekers of Truth. Henri, the feline French existentialist whose bleak critiques of Life brought despair to millions around the world, has hacked up his last hairball of truth and retires to spend more time hating his family. Au revoir, Henri, we hardly knew ye. (via Lori K.)




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9 thoughts on “Henri’s Last Meow

  1. Murray C May 19, 2018 / 3:08 pm

    Say it isn’t so! Henri, we are bereft without your wisdom and guidance – hmph, selling out for butt scratches are you? Ah, well, I suppose there’s wisdom in that.

  2. allein ? May 19, 2018 / 3:13 pm

    “I will begin after the butt scratches.” ???

    Well, at least he’s got his priorities straight.

    Adieu, Henri.

  3. Faye May 19, 2018 / 4:56 pm

    A true nihilist. Anonymous butt scratches is all we can expect… in the end. Or on the end…

  4. Elaine Williamson May 19, 2018 / 5:33 pm

    When I saw the headline I thought something had happened to Henri, glad to hear it meant he is taking a well earned retirement. ?

    • allein ? May 19, 2018 / 5:39 pm

      Me, too! I was so relieved when I read the post and watched the video.

      • Kar May 19, 2018 / 5:47 pm

        Me three. That last meow panicked me.

        He deserves a happy retirement. I can already picture him waking up, rolling over and telling the white idiot to get off his lawn.

        • Alice Shortcake May 20, 2018 / 5:49 am

          Me four! I though Henri had shuffled off this mortal coil. By the way, I love the video in which he scorns the pointless of his human’s insistence on grooming him…and the camera pans to a mound of fluff.

  5. debg May 20, 2018 / 4:04 pm

    French philosophy will never be the same. J’adore Henri.

  6. Wuyizidi May 20, 2018 / 7:08 pm

    Is this too much to ask for his favorite foil le Imbecile Blanc to carry on this um “work”?

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