New Boyfriend Review Committee

“Okay, so Muffy ran a credit check on him. He’s got a couple of small blips but he’s mostly clean. Employment history checks out, too. Larry scanned his social media accounts: He likes camping, stays away from politics, not too much drinking or dudebro behavior, doesn’t talk trash about exes. Drug test results should be back in a few minutes, and after that he’s all yours.”

“Thanks, guys. You can untie him now.” (Pleated Jeans)

I guess cat ladies aren’t that crazy after all, Sharon H.

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16 thoughts on “New Boyfriend Review Committee

  1. AJ May 25, 2018 / 9:38 am

    And I thought my Greek father was tough with my boyfriends! And I probably could have used this committee to vet a few of the “gentlemen” I dated. Such cuties and such looks of concern.

    • Ricky's Mom May 25, 2018 / 12:17 pm

      I could definitely have used this committee. My whole life would have been different and happier.

  2. Victorya May 25, 2018 / 10:04 am

    What kind of cats are those that are so wonderfully huge and (the one on the left, at least) so human faced? Maine Coons or close to the camera?

    • Brouhaha May 25, 2018 / 10:38 am

      Definitely look like maine coon kitties.

    • Smartypants May 25, 2018 / 12:29 pm

      That’s so funny, just last night I found this pic from 1893 – another human-faced Maine Coon! From a really cool blog called thepethistorian.com :

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    • Murray C. May 25, 2018 / 5:55 pm

      Yes, that one on the left is a bruiser!

  3. Dana May 25, 2018 / 10:42 am

    “dudebro behavior” LOL!!

    Those big kitties take their job seriously!

  4. michael May 25, 2018 / 11:13 am

    I see the Ministry of Joy is meeting.

  5. allein ? May 25, 2018 / 11:13 am

    I would not mess with the one on the left.

    • Alice Shortcake May 25, 2018 / 1:29 pm

      That’s exactly what I thought. An expression like that could really damp the romantic ardour of the Cat-Approved Boyfriend.

    • Smartypants May 25, 2018 / 10:27 pm

      “Nice Camaro you got there, son – be a shame if something happened to it.”

      • Faye May 25, 2018 / 10:30 pm

        Hahahahaha.

  6. fkaWaldenPond May 25, 2018 / 1:57 pm

    I’m cracking up over the hovertext 😀

  7. Sowmya May 25, 2018 / 3:50 pm

    Muffy, Larry and who – Satan?? That demonically cute black kitty in the middle slays me!

  8. Kar May 25, 2018 / 5:11 pm

    Wait till this guy wakes up to this above his head.

  9. Marianne May 28, 2018 / 2:34 pm

    The one on the left looks like the muscle. The black one is the middle is the evil-deliverer, and on the right is the brainicat of the team. That’s a scary team!

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