Catterwall

Greetings, my feline friend. There is no need to state your business, for I — The Soultaker — know why you have come. Like all cats, you are driven by curiosity, that insatiable drive to peer into the mysteries of the universe. But this knowledge comes at a heavy price; for every question you ask, one of your nine lives must be absorbed forever into the Wall of Eternal Torment! So if you are prepared, then…

You want what?! Directions to the Dairy Queen?? Seriously? You couldn’t just, spitballing here, look that up on the Internet? So walk me through this — you’re new in town, jonesing for a Blizzard, and your first impulse is to look for someone called “The Soultaker”? That’s a thing to do? (sigh) Fine, get in the damn wall.

I’ll say this, kid — you’ve got commitment. (Imgur)
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14 thoughts on “Catterwall

  1. allein ? May 30, 2018 / 9:45 am

    That wall is…um…disturbing….

    well, except for they furry gray section…

    • Wuyizidi May 30, 2018 / 9:58 am

      Definitely looks like a catacomb, or that hall in Game of Thrones where No One keep their faces.

      • allein ? May 30, 2018 / 10:02 am

        Or it’s a bunch of smooshed bowling balls.

      • Blue Footed Booby May 30, 2018 / 11:23 am

        Reminds me more of the forest spirits in Princess Mononoke.

      • Murray C. May 30, 2018 / 4:56 pm

        I thought it looked like wads of old chewing gum.

    • Rickyโ€™s Mom May 30, 2018 / 11:40 am

      That wall totally skeeves me, but the cat is lovely.

      • Amyliz May 30, 2018 / 5:05 pm

        I feel same about that wall; trypophobia is a fear, or more a disgust, of irregular holes or bumps. If you google the term, I advise against clicking on images! Bleck!

  2. allein ? May 30, 2018 / 9:47 am

    (BTW, the Imgur link doesn’t work. It’s still worth clicking on, though…then move your mouse pointer around the screen ๐Ÿ™‚ )

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike May 30, 2018 / 10:49 am

      Ah, it looks like the image was removed from Imgur. And indeed, it’s a perfect opportunity to view their clever 404 error page. ๐Ÿ˜‰

      • fkaWaldenPond May 30, 2018 / 10:52 am

        Haaa! Thanks for the tip and yes! agreed! what a fun 404 page. I haven’t had dairy queen ice cream in years. I prefer Baskin Robbins, I prefer my ice cream to have some ‘chew’ to it. Not crazy about soft serve.

  3. Lucy's Mom May 30, 2018 / 10:14 am

    How does NOMTOM think of this stuff???? Mike, I salute you!

    • Benvolio May 31, 2018 / 6:10 am

      Me too! Let us all take this opportunity to praise the genius of NTMTOM! {party streamers, confetti, loud cheering}

  4. Gigi the cat lady May 30, 2018 / 11:20 am

    Hey, when you need a Peanutbutter Cup Blizard no price is too high. ?

  5. Kar May 30, 2018 / 12:56 pm

    I question why the wall of eternal torment is pink.

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