Puppy Pack

Not That Mike The Other Mike

Dear New Puppy Owner: With love and care, your puppy should provide years of trouble-free amusement and affection. However, please retain all original foam packing materials in case you should need to return your puppy for warranty service.

Of course, I probably won’t fit in a few more weeks.
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6 thoughts on “Puppy Pack”

  1. allein ? June 4, 2018 / 9:38 am

    “trouble-free amusement and affection”

    This is one of those advertising-industry exaggerations, isn’t it?

  2. Smartypants June 4, 2018 / 10:34 am

    I won’t need to return him – he’s perfect!

  3. Doug June 4, 2018 / 10:34 am

    WAIT … HOLD THE PHONE .. MIKE !!

    Why are you pulling out that white cold stuff in the (start/)middle of summer ?!??

    BAD BOY .. No treat for you !!

  4. Ricky's Mom June 4, 2018 / 11:46 am

    So prosh!

  5. Faye June 4, 2018 / 1:45 pm

    Convenient Extraction Handle included and preassembled at factory.

    Human required to take pictures first or warranty is voided.

    Hahahahaha.

  6. Gigi the cat lady June 4, 2018 / 4:46 pm

    I just want to rescue that cute puppy from that horrible white stuff and cuddle him until he’s warm!

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