But I Didn’t Do Anything!

I don’t even know about the broken lamp! OK, I did know about the broken lamp, but I didn’t knock it over! At least I don’t recall knocking it over, I was running too fast to remember. But if I did knock it over, it’s your fault for putting in my way! And besides, it was an ugly lamp anyway, so what’s the big deal?

PLEASE LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE!

I believe him, John B.

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13 thoughts on “But I Didn’t Do Anything!

  1. allein ? June 8, 2018 / 11:52 am

    Um…I think puppies are dry-clean only.

    • fkaWaldenPond June 8, 2018 / 2:53 pm

      Allein you crack me up. 🙂

      • allein ? June 8, 2018 / 3:12 pm

        My mom sent me a picture of Stripes in the laundry bag (one of those mesh bags that sits in a plastic laundry-sorter frame) yesterday. She asked if she should put him in the washing machine and I told her the same thing.

        (Puppies may not actually be dry-clean only, but they are hand-wash, at least.)

        • allein ? June 8, 2018 / 3:21 pm

          (I guess it’s just the perspective, but he looks like a little kitten in there.)

        • Ricky's Mom June 8, 2018 / 3:43 pm

          Hand-wash only, for sure. And yes, Stripes looks like a darling little kitty. xxx to Stripes!

          Ricky is holding on. He sleeps most of the day, eats about a tablespoon of food once a day, and hobbles out of his bed to drink, eat, pee and poop. It’s an elemental existence, but not so different from our own, I think—except that hoomins seldom get enough sleep.

          • Faye June 8, 2018 / 3:51 pm

            Awww. As long as he is not in pain he’s fine. I’ve always hoped mine would die at home. Sadly, No such luck. Hopefully Ricky will. ?

          • Luv Bunny June 8, 2018 / 3:53 pm

            I was wondering how Ricky was doing. Seems he’s doing the normal things, except not eating much. I often wonder if animals know or sense what’s happening to them healthwise.
            With that cute puppy face, I doubt it was in timeout for long.

          • dubravkamcvmd June 8, 2018 / 4:43 pm

            Your description makes it seem like your wish that he will die peacefully at home with you might really come true.

            • Alice Shortcake June 8, 2018 / 5:36 pm

              Oh, I hope that’s the case. That’s what I wanted for my poor old cat Daisy, but I was moving house in two days and couldn’t put her through the upheaval.

              • Amyliz June 9, 2018 / 8:09 am

                I was very grateful that my old kitty Daisy died at home; I could see what was happening and fortunately, it was so a Saturday so I was home with her.

  2. michael June 8, 2018 / 3:57 pm

    Not guilty by reason of inanity.

    • Faye June 8, 2018 / 9:25 pm

      Ha!

  3. Clairdelune June 9, 2018 / 4:53 am

    Look at that face! I could not punish him for long, would be compelled to pick him up and give him whatever is his favorite treat. *siggghh* Maybe that’s why my cat is so spoiled.

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