Section 37e: Limits of Liability — The Kit-Tease Jingle Toy Co. is not responsible for injuries caused by sudden acceleration, spontaneous combustion, radioactive leakage, mind control, or voodoo. By using this product, purchaser agrees to settle all claims at the Kit-Tease Totally Impartial Arbitration Center, Inc. located in a hidden temple atop Mt. Kilimanjaro and open alternate Wednesdays.
When it comes to contract I always think of the Marx Brothers
Marx Brothers forever. 🙂 A picture of Groucho hangs in my living room.
Loooong, funny journey to an exquisite punchline.
YesYesYesYesYes!
Looks like that page needs a signature…how will kitty manage that?
I mean, I don’t see any pens.
That’s why they keep us as servants – opposable thumbs!
Until the Hemingway cats with the extra digit finally evolve to opposable. Then, they won’t need us anymore.
bwahahah. Mike you are the best!
I love the kitty’s “mustache akimbo” – perfect look for a shyster lawyer.
I actually thought it was kitty signing the papers and that “mouse”tach gave him a bewildered air, like where and what am I signing????
And loving Mike’s commentary, that’s how all legal docs seem to me but at least mine doesn’t include spontaneous combustion.
Are you sure? Did you read it ALL?
*snerk*