What's a marsupial's favourite cocktail?
A piña koala.— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) June 16, 2018
What do you call a surprise attack by a group of pigs?
A hambush.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) June 10, 2018
What is a Barn Owl’s favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra!— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) May 28, 2018
I have an urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight that's always just a whim away…a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away…..
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) May 7, 2018
Ok. The Lion Sleeps Tonight dad joke kinda cracked me up.
Hope all Dads get to spend some Koalaty time with loved ones.
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Okay, the lion one broke me. ??
That was way funnier than it seems like it should be. 😛
I’m in the same boat. Nicely done, Mike.
What do you call a hungry male-cat blog-editor?
A NomTom.
OK OK. I’ll show myself out.
Good one!
*golf clap*
Dad jokes make me groan-laugh!
I had that exact same look as that koala after reading that first one *groan*
As happens every 4 years, my dad chooses World Cup over spending time with us. XD
This year is a little better with the time difference of matches, so there are bigger windows of “availability” for a dad’s day dinner or something.
Love the laughing face of the owl!
btw, this is the card I got my dad
Inside it says something like “in queso didn’t know”
😀 ?
YAY, Allein – good one!
Weird how the card so beautifully expresses your personality, Allein!
Could someone explain why bad puns are Dad jokes? My father died (at 58) in 1976, so maybe I didn’t keep up?
‘Dad jokes’ are a relatively recent joke genre meaning they are jokes that are ‘safe’ to tell all ages, sexes, etc. They are harmless often corny and kinda ‘uncool’ as the thinking goes that Dad’s are too busy being away from the latest trends or ‘young, hip people’ things. They arn’t mean, sarcastic or critical. It goes with the whole ‘dad body’ image stereotype– soft and inoffensive. It’s a joke that you can tell in the mini-van with a captive audience. Does this make sense? Anyone else?
Thank you!
Tragic news….
My dad got a mosquito bite.
My father’s favorite joke for a while was: “what’s the difference between a pumpkin and a squash? Throw a pumpkin in the air and it comes dow squash!!!
What kind of dancing do rabbits like to do?….The “bunny hop!”?