And Now, Dad Jokes

Don’t quit your day job.




Ha, I get it. (Wikipedia)

Eh, needs work. (Pixabay)
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20 thoughts on “And Now, Dad Jokes

  1. fkaWaldenPond June 17, 2018 / 10:39 am

    Ok. The Lion Sleeps Tonight dad joke kinda cracked me up.

  2. Faye June 17, 2018 / 10:44 am

    Hope all Dads get to spend some Koalaty time with loved ones.

    • 6rabbits June 17, 2018 / 11:49 am

      ?

  3. allein ? June 17, 2018 / 10:44 am

    Okay, the lion one broke me. ??

    That was way funnier than it seems like it should be. 😛

    • debg June 17, 2018 / 3:56 pm

      I’m in the same boat. Nicely done, Mike.

  4. Arne June 17, 2018 / 10:46 am

    What do you call a hungry male-cat blog-editor?

    A NomTom.

    OK OK. I’ll show myself out.

    • debg June 17, 2018 / 3:57 pm

      *golf clap*

  5. Amyliz June 17, 2018 / 11:44 am

    Dad jokes make me groan-laugh!

  6. sugitomo June 17, 2018 / 1:05 pm

    I had that exact same look as that koala after reading that first one *groan*

    As happens every 4 years, my dad chooses World Cup over spending time with us. XD
    This year is a little better with the time difference of matches, so there are bigger windows of “availability” for a dad’s day dinner or something.

  7. Smartypants June 17, 2018 / 3:01 pm

    Love the laughing face of the owl!

  8. allein ? June 17, 2018 / 4:08 pm

    btw, this is the card I got my dad

    Inside it says something like “in queso didn’t know”

    😀 ?

    • Murray C. June 17, 2018 / 9:02 pm

      YAY, Allein – good one!

    • debg June 17, 2018 / 9:20 pm

      Weird how the card so beautifully expresses your personality, Allein!

  9. dubravkamcvmd June 17, 2018 / 7:15 pm

    Could someone explain why bad puns are Dad jokes? My father died (at 58) in 1976, so maybe I didn’t keep up?

    • fkaWaldenPond June 17, 2018 / 7:50 pm

      ‘Dad jokes’ are a relatively recent joke genre meaning they are jokes that are ‘safe’ to tell all ages, sexes, etc. They are harmless often corny and kinda ‘uncool’ as the thinking goes that Dad’s are too busy being away from the latest trends or ‘young, hip people’ things. They arn’t mean, sarcastic or critical. It goes with the whole ‘dad body’ image stereotype– soft and inoffensive. It’s a joke that you can tell in the mini-van with a captive audience. Does this make sense? Anyone else?

      • Dubravkamcvmd June 17, 2018 / 9:20 pm

        Thank you!

  10. allein ? June 17, 2018 / 8:49 pm

    Tragic news….

    My dad got a mosquito bite.

  11. Carlotta June 17, 2018 / 9:42 pm

    My father’s favorite joke for a while was: “what’s the difference between a pumpkin and a squash? Throw a pumpkin in the air and it comes dow squash!!!

  12. Jenn June 18, 2018 / 11:08 am

    What kind of dancing do rabbits like to do?….The “bunny hop!”?

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