Witless Protection

Ever since Mom brought home the new baby, I haven’t had a moment to myself around here. First I hid myself behind the potted plant, but she spotted me right away. Then I hid behind the toy box, which in retrospect wasn’t a bright idea since she always goes there. So I came all the way up the stairs and hid under the guest bed. Let’s see the little monster find me here!

I can tell by your look of pity she’s right behind me, isn’t she?

Back to the drawing board, Sharon H.

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16 thoughts on “Witless Protection

  1. allein ? June 26, 2018 / 12:40 pm

    Poor kitty. Come hang with me. I’ll give scritches and there are no little kids around.

    • Kar June 26, 2018 / 12:52 pm

      Another child-free offer. Reminds of my sweet tuxie Harley, she had a HUGE motor, hence her name.

      • allein ? June 26, 2018 / 12:57 pm

        I might have to take that back. Someone’s daughter and granddaughter (she’s around 3, I’d guess) just came to visit for lunch. Between that and the people talking on the other side I’m ready to go find someplace to hide.

  2. Doug June 26, 2018 / 1:21 pm

    Hovertext Answer: Yes poor kitty .. RUN FOR YOUR 9 LIFES !!

  3. Duckie ? June 26, 2018 / 1:22 pm

    Idea! Kitty, stay where you are. Let kid slide under bed after you. When kid completely under, jump on top of bed. Your body weight will keep kid pinned down under bed, and you can have some time to yourself. If you purr loud enough, kid’s cries won’t be heard, and you might even lull it to sleep!

    • Smartypants June 26, 2018 / 7:55 pm

      Hehe, you’ve got this planned like a SWAT raid! Sounds workable to me. 😀

  4. Duckie ? June 26, 2018 / 1:22 pm

    Idea! Kitty, stay where you are. Let kid slide under bed after you. When kid completely under, jump on top of bed. Your body weight will keep kid pinned down under bed, and you can have some time to yourself. If you purr loud enough, kid’s cries won’t be heard, and you might even lull it to sleep!

  5. Duckie ? June 26, 2018 / 1:24 pm

    Ummm…okay. Double post?

  6. Ricky's Mom June 26, 2018 / 4:26 pm

    Pretty sure when the new baby was brought home she couldn’t do anything much for the first few months at least. I prefer to think they’re now playing hide and seek together. 🙂

    • allein ? June 26, 2018 / 4:33 pm

      Kitty’s playing hide; kiddie’s playing seek.

      • Ricky's Mom June 26, 2018 / 5:40 pm

        🙂

  7. Beth June 26, 2018 / 5:29 pm

    I will always take the side of the animal.

    You get one chance to “be gentle with the kitty”. Fail that ‘once’, and you’re on your own, kid. I’ll keep the antiseptic on hand.

  8. Murray C. June 26, 2018 / 9:49 pm

    Ooooh, you’re a tough bunch! I like that!

  9. Elaine Williamson June 26, 2018 / 10:31 pm

    In my city we have Eye Witness News, usually known as Eye Witless News. Not because it is bad, but the name is funny. Just like that picture and caption.

  10. Rhea June 26, 2018 / 11:28 pm

    When the kid goes low, you go high, babe.

  11. Shan June 27, 2018 / 9:14 am

    They are both so cute. Hopefully, many cuddles ahead.

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