I’m Gonna Stop You Right There

“Look, you’re a good boy. You’ve got a lot of spirit, you’re impulsive, not opposed to a little mischief now and then. I admire that in a dog, really I do. On top of that, you’re a good-looking fella, easy on the eyes you might say. Which is why it pains me to think of what might happen to that pretty face if it doesn’t reconsider its present course of action.”

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“I mean, how will you smell without that nose?” (Imgur)
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26 thoughts on “I’m Gonna Stop You Right There

  1. allein ? July 16, 2018 / 9:40 am

    I, um, I thought it was a snake…I was just trying to protect you!

  2. dubravkamcvmd July 16, 2018 / 9:53 am

    The cat’s expression shows it is about to take firm and decisive action to maintain the proper order in the household. You can see the dog has already realized it’s mistake.

  3. Ricky's Mom July 16, 2018 / 9:55 am

    I would imagine the dog would still smell like a dog …

  4. Juno July 16, 2018 / 9:55 am

    All I can think of is Walter in The Big Lebowski: “You are entering a world of pain!”

    • Faye July 16, 2018 / 1:34 pm

      Watched the Dude for the first time last night. Let’s go bowling!

      • Juno July 16, 2018 / 2:01 pm

        That rug really tied the room together.

        • Faye July 17, 2018 / 6:31 am

          It did!

    • Wuyizidi July 16, 2018 / 2:00 pm

      Do not mess with Jesus!

  5. Doug July 16, 2018 / 10:32 am

    This is what is know as “Taking a bite out of crime”

    You just know that cat is planning to take over the world, so the Police Dog in training
    had to “Nip” it in the bud.

    Or was it a batch of illegal “Cat nip(ping)”

    • Duckie ? July 16, 2018 / 9:57 pm

      Almost looks like puppers is trying to nip it in the BUTT, Doug.

      • Doug July 17, 2018 / 8:40 am

        True, but he’s still in training .. hehe

  6. Flowerfanatic July 16, 2018 / 10:40 am

    Continue at your own risk!! You’ve been warned!!

  7. allein ? July 16, 2018 / 10:49 am

    [After]

    What? It was just a bloody friendly nose-boop!

    • Duckie ? July 16, 2018 / 12:48 pm

      Same here, Deb. Don’t know how that mom managed to keep from laughing.
      “What if we never saw him again?”
      “That’s fine with me.”
      ?????

      • 6rabbits July 16, 2018 / 1:50 pm

        Hmmm…seem to remember have similar thoughts about younger siblings!?

    • Faye July 16, 2018 / 1:37 pm

      I’m an only child, thank goodness!

    • Doug July 16, 2018 / 2:26 pm

      Whoa .. I think I saw that kid on the Superbowl once …

      • debg July 16, 2018 / 2:47 pm

        I *did* need to see that!

        • Faye July 17, 2018 / 6:33 am

          Hahahahaha.

    • Ricky's Mom July 16, 2018 / 4:05 pm

      That whole thread is a winnah.

  8. fkaWaldenPond July 16, 2018 / 12:11 pm

    I think kitty is being quite reasonable.

  9. Kar July 16, 2018 / 1:10 pm

    This is like when the State Trooper advises you in a friendly manner to slow down and use your turn signals.

    It’s not really advice.

    • Wuyizidi July 16, 2018 / 2:10 pm

      Yes, and done in that strangely neutral and verbose language police officers use: “it is then my partner observed through the window of the domicile that the larger individual with pink collar approached the other individual from behind. A brief altercation ensued, and the larger individual was later observed exiting quickly through the rear entrance of the room…”

  10. Faye July 16, 2018 / 1:39 pm

    Live and learn. This will only happen one time. Like touching the stove.

  11. Tigger Jourard April 12, 2019 / 2:33 pm

    Very old gag. Q: “I mean, how will you smell without that nose?” A: “Terrible.”

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