Frolicking in the lush remote meadows of Scotland, there lives a tribe of animals unique in all the world: The Floating Foxes of Flamorgan. Only a fortunate few have encountered this reclusive breed and witnessed its strange ritual, in which tribal leaders use an ancient chant to induce levitation.
And I thought the Rubber Duckie Death Cult was strange, Sharon H.
When you desperately want to pounce but you know you’ll get your fuzzy butt kicked, do it anyway while squinching your eyes shut and flattening your soundflaps.
Oingen Floingen Kaboingen – is this from The Three Stooges?
How do I join?
On the sixth night of the sixth month go to a small graveyard just outside Thurso. At the sixth minute after midnight, carry a rowan branch through the ruined arch and lay it in front of the shattered gravestone. Turn about three times and you will see a huge, black dog.
Rub its tummy.
You mean I have to wait until next June!?
And is that 6 minutes after midnight on the 6th or do I go sometime in the late evening and wait until 6 after midnight on the 7th?
And can you give me directions to Thurso?
Just pick whatever. I’m pretty sure dogs can’t tell time anyway.
I picked a random town on the northern end of Scotland. According to Wikipedia, it functioned as a Norse port in the 13th century (the name came from a word meaning “Thor’s river”). Today it has a a lithium ion battery plant, a decommissioned nuclear plant, one of the oldest churches in all of Scotland, and a population of about 8,000.
Basically, it seems like the Scottish version of the kind of sleepy New England town H.P. Lovecraft wrote about.
I dunno…I’m pretty sure most dogs know when it’s dinnertime.
So either I join the cult or I get eaten by an Elder Thing? I guess I can deal with that.
? Will do.
Ok, this post is the final straw. 😉 Mike, I have been enjoying your humor since the C.O. days. Subscribed! Sorry it took me so long to do this, and that it’s not much more.
Thank you so much! I’m so glad you’ve been enjoying my work and thanks for the support! 😀
Ya-a-a-a-aY! welcome aboard! Any more at home like you???