“… and so then the first velociraptor (chuckle) says to the second velociraptor (pfft, snort) he says, ‘Well, if that’s a triceratops,’ (heh, wait for it) ‘I’d hate to see the tricerabottoms!’ (hee hee hee) Get it? Tricerabottoms! (chortle, snicker)”
Was that funny, Sharon H.? You bet Jurassic was.
“You bet Jurassic was.”
Argh.
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I have a Tea Rex tea infuser on the wall of my cubicle. His chain is attached to the side of the bulletin board with a pin, so he doesn’t hurt anyone (okay, it’s because he can’t stand up on his feet so if I keep the chain taut it holds him up) but people have a tendency to knock him over, so last week I added a Beware of Dinosaur sign. Which got knocked off this morning.
Top marks for the hover!
Bloody mammals – no sense of humour…
NOMTOM, some impressive punnage!
Agreed. By the way what the hell IS that!????
“Phylum? I hardly knew him!”
There was another dinosaur, but I forget his name… let me check the Thesaurus…