You wouldn’t know it to look at me now, but in my puppy days, I turned a lot of heads. “Who’s a good dog?” they’d all say, and it was me. Oh yes, it was me.
Oh, I Was a Good Dog Once…
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You wouldn’t know it to look at me now, but in my puppy days, I turned a lot of heads. “Who’s a good dog?” they’d all say, and it was me. Oh yes, it was me.
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Aw, I’m sure you’re still a good dog.
Albeit one addicted to booze and cigarettes.
Hey, one glass of wine doesn’t make him an addict!
(The cigarettes, well…)
“It’s a quarter to three, there’s no-one in the place…”
Are you sure it’s not nine o’clock on a Saturday? Maybe the regular crowd just hasn’t shuffled in yet.
Is this the old man sitting next to you making love to his tonic and gin?
I dunno…I think he looks more like a real estate novelist.
Or maybe Davy from the Navy. I don’t think it’s the waitress. It actually might even be the piano man himself.
No, Davy’s a Chihuahua.
RFLMAO!!!! ????
Got lost on the way to the YMCA?
You’ll always be a good dog to me. We’ll always have Paris.
A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks “How was your day?” The dog says “Ruff!”
OK, sorry…slinks away.
A dog walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have any jobs?”
The bartender says, “Why don’t you try the circus?”
The dog replies, “Why would the circus need a bartender?”
Also…a web site for all things dogs and drinking…
https://www.adogwalksintoabar.com/
Hi! I run the site A Dog walks into a Bar! Thanks for the mention!
🙂
I googled for a ‘dog walks into a bar’ joke and it was the first thing that came up!
He does look like he is mentally lost in the past.