I Just Need a Push, Man

Gentle reader, we must briefly depart from the humorous spoofs and tomfoolery that normally grace these pages to discuss a grave blight upon our inner cities: Pushers. These miscreants frequent playgrounds where they entice innocent youth to “swing,” to use the street parlance. Once hooked, swingers crave the fleeting thrill for the rest of their indolent, wretched lives. If you see pushers in your neighborhood, report them immediately!

Our thanks to upstanding citizenĀ Monica A. for providing this video.

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8 thoughts on “I Just Need a Push, Man

  1. Lucy's Mom September 13, 2018 / 11:32 am

    That video makes me very, very, very happy. Just what I needed on an otherwise difficult day.

    • Amyliz September 13, 2018 / 1:15 pm

      It makes me happy, too, seeing how well-loved that doggie!

  2. Ricky's Mom September 13, 2018 / 11:46 am

    I wonder how anyone figured out that dogs might like swinging? It’s not something that would have occurred to me. I used to love going on swings when I was little; as I got older I got motion sickness. ?

  3. Kar September 13, 2018 / 12:31 pm

    Signs that the grandchildren don’t visit enough:

    1. You cruise the boardwalk to find substitutes
    2. You keep buying frozen yogurt and ask for a child’s cone
    3. Local swing hustlers have your number.

    • julie September 13, 2018 / 2:53 pm

      This is a time that I wish the reader comments had the “like” button capability!!

  4. dubravkamcvmd September 13, 2018 / 12:43 pm

    Ya think if I go hang around a nearby playground some pups looking for a “swing” might show up? Heh heh heh.

  5. World Of Animals, Inc. September 13, 2018 / 1:04 pm

    Thanks for the wonderful share. That doggie is having such a great time swinging on the swing. They both must love when they go to the park. This is a really cute video. Love this post. Have a great day.

  6. Faye September 13, 2018 / 5:39 pm

    Yes. Any other goals are WAY too complicated.
    Human. Time. Dog. Swing. Push. Love.

    As they say: Keep it simple stupid. Too much rushing through life.

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