Proper Pom Handling

Like many dogs in the sub-genus floofus maximus, the Pomeranian can be dangerous to handle. Close contact with Pomeranians can result in elevated heartbeat, impaired motor functions, and slurred speech patterns such as “whooza widdle fluffy wuffy puffer pants daaahhh…”

Steady now… don’t make eye contact…

Therefore, when approaching a Pomeranian for the first time it is wise to handle it with proper safety equipment, such as tongs.

Aaaa gaah whooza widdle fluffy wuffy puffer pants?

This looks like the weirdest game of “Operation” ever, Sharon H.

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8 thoughts on “Proper Pom Handling

  1. Duckie ? October 3, 2018 / 1:18 pm

    Yesterday, as I was headed out for a walk, I noticed a Pom sitting in a car across the street. It was obviously on the owner’s lap, since it was halfway out the window. I was wearing my slides for possibly the last time this year, and they were making squeaky noises. The Pom was looking all around for whatever was making the sounds, and the head was tilting back and forth so much that I half expected it to come undone. I stopped, and the Pom relaxed. I took a step, and Pom went into alert mode. I began walking again, and whatever my shoes were saying to the Pom, it did not approve, because it started making very similar noises. As long as it could hear me, the silly floofball argued with my shoes, all the way down the street.

    • Ricky's Mom October 3, 2018 / 2:30 pm

      That’s adorable. Did it win the argument?

      • Duckie ? October 3, 2018 / 9:15 pm

        I don’t know. I went out of earshot, and the owner drove off.
        Pom probably thinks it won, though.

  2. Ricky's Mom October 3, 2018 / 3:45 pm

    On top of spaghetti
    All covered with cheese
    I lost my poor Pom-Pom
    When somebody sneezed

    • debg October 3, 2018 / 8:58 pm

      You’ve made me snortlaff!

  3. Alice Shortcake October 3, 2018 / 4:40 pm

    Where can I buy these custom-made pom tweezers, and can they also be used on kittens?

    • allein ? October 3, 2018 / 7:29 pm

      That depends on your perspective.

      • Faye October 4, 2018 / 1:54 am

        Ha!

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