Pretzel Logic

I DID NOT EAT YOUR PRETZELS! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS THINK I EAT YOUR PRETZELS?! I FIND YOUR CONSTANT SUSPICION TO BE DEEPLY OFFENS–

(shows incriminating photo to cat)

Oh, OK — those pretzels.

Yeah, I might have eaten those a little.

“Teller can be a jerk, just saying,” notes sender-innerĀ Muppet2171, who has the empty pretzel bags to prove it.

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9 thoughts on “Pretzel Logic

  1. Elizabeth October 5, 2018 / 1:43 pm

    Somebody’s also been hitting the pistachios. In this kitty’s defense, though, it is one of those days…

    TGIF, everybody.

      • AJ October 5, 2018 / 7:19 pm

        Or how about that Cheetos commercial where the dad breaks out the black lamp and everyone has a tell-tale ring of orange around their mouth, including the cat?

        • allein ? October 5, 2018 / 7:25 pm

          lol, haven’t seen that one in a while..

        • Muppet2171 October 5, 2018 / 8:26 pm

          When did we get a cat??

  2. Cheryl S. October 5, 2018 / 2:15 pm

    Please be careful with those snack bags. Saw where a couple came home to find their dog dead — suffocated in a chip bag he took off the counter.

  3. Muppet2171 October 5, 2018 / 4:40 pm

    I was watching to make sure he didn’t get stuck. He knocked the trash can over to get the bag out…after all, mommy will clean it up!

    Brat.

    • debg October 5, 2018 / 6:13 pm

      Teller is handsome even when he’s incriminated himself, Muppet!

  4. Muppet2171 October 5, 2018 / 7:16 pm

    Mike, your caption reminds me of a customer I once dealt with…I answer email for a major clothing retailer. We sent her an email saying, ‘even though you wore your stuff, we accepted your return. Please don’t do it again.’

    We got this hideously indignant email from the customer ‘how dare you accuse me of returning worn goods?!?!’ And lots of angry denials not appropriate for a family site. So I checked her order…

    The notes from the Returns Dept said the return came with $0.75 in change, 4 allen wrenches, and a beer coozie (sp?). I enjoyed composing that response…?

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