We Evolved Into That?

“I mean, just look at that runty little thing! Hey, short stack! Chase down any rabbits on those stubby legs? Yeah, I didn’t think so! And whose idea was them floppy ol’ Dumbo ears? Is that why they tie a rope to you, keep you from flying away? Hey, I’m talkin’ to you, flyboy! What, cat got your tongue?”

Can we please look at the giraffes? (Reddit)

I’m having high school flashbacks now, Sharon H.

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9 thoughts on “We Evolved Into That?

  1. allein ? October 11, 2018 / 12:05 pm

    Awww, poor puppy! You ignore those mean kids and come snuggle with me.

  2. Kar October 11, 2018 / 12:34 pm

    Pup is presumably going home to a warm house with lots of doggie beds, laps, edible couches, and full size human beds. Complete with a full food/water bowl combination.

    And all he has to do is allow some consensual petting and a few licks.

    If that’s evolution, go Darwin!!

    • jerzowa October 11, 2018 / 12:50 pm

      ???

  3. Blue Footed Booby October 11, 2018 / 1:43 pm

    I love the variation in reaction from the wolves. One on the left things he’s in charge. His friend looks amused. Other two aren’t entirely sure what’s going on.

  4. JenDeyan October 11, 2018 / 1:55 pm

    Fact is, that pupper probably has a better sniffer than those wolves. Those floppy ears help guide scents to his nose so he’s a better tracker by far. Those naughty wolves are just jealous of our good boy.

  5. Elaine C Williamson October 11, 2018 / 3:33 pm

    The one on the left looks like the alpha. ?

  6. Faye October 11, 2018 / 3:39 pm

    But have they seen his couch? Just saying.

  7. Luv Bunny October 11, 2018 / 4:51 pm

    It’s a good thing there’s a door between the dog. Those wolves look like they could be hungry. But the dog doesn’t seem fazed by them.

  8. ^oo^ October 12, 2018 / 2:02 am

    But who is sporting the designer genes?

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