Eh, It’s a Living

“Oh, I know what you mean. Show business just grinds you up and spits you out, and for what? Two years at Juliard, all the acting lessons, the improv training, and the only lines I ever get are ‘ook, ook’! And I’m one of the lucky ones; there were a dozen chimps up for this part. But what I really want to do is direct…”

“… something deep, maybe Hamlet…”

Jiggs (left) and actress Dorothy Lamour, via National Geographic and sender-inner Arne.

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8 thoughts on “Eh, It’s a Living

  1. allein ? October 18, 2018 / 8:39 am

    It is too early for me to come up with Shakespearean chimp puns…someone help me out…

    • Wuyizidi October 18, 2018 / 1:44 pm

      “… something deep, maybe Hamlet…”

      “…I mean, even a brick wants to be part of a pyramid. At this point I just want to be part of something larger, something eternal – like one of those millions apes that took a million years to come up with Shakespeare:

      ‘man, proud man,
      Dress’d in a little brief authority,
      Most ignorant of what he’s most assur’d—
      His glassy essence—like an angry ape
      Plays such fantastic tricks before high heaven
      As makes the angels weep; who, with our spleens,
      Would all themselves laugh mortal.'”

      • allein ? October 18, 2018 / 1:54 pm

        Thank you. 🙂

        I’ve actually never read that one..

  2. Beth October 18, 2018 / 9:13 am

    “(left)”

    Always one of my favorite journalistic clarifications.

    • allein ? October 18, 2018 / 9:22 am

      Well, I appreciate it. You just never know these days…

  3. AJ October 18, 2018 / 9:21 am

    Said every actor, everywhere.

  4. Faye October 18, 2018 / 10:50 am

    Maybe he’ll read my movie concept treatment about a planet run by apes?

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