It’s About the New Roommate

This isn’t working out. She constantly moves my toys from the completely arbitrary locations where I throw them to different completely arbitrary locations, her bathroom habits are intolerable, and I swear last night I felt teeth in my neck!

Sorry, I fell asleep watching vampire movies. Won’t happen again. (Reddit)
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13 thoughts on “It’s About the New Roommate

  1. Muppet2171 October 21, 2018 / 8:33 am

    This is why I haven’t had a roommate since college…

  2. Birdcage October 21, 2018 / 8:36 am

    Squatters! So hard to get rid of them when they are allowed to take hold. My legal sympathies!!!!!

    • Faye October 21, 2018 / 10:43 am

      Good to see you Birdcage.

    • Smartypants October 21, 2018 / 2:03 pm

      Hello Birdcage!

    • Birdcage October 21, 2018 / 8:56 pm

      Hi everyone!!!!!

  3. Luv Bunny October 21, 2018 / 8:46 am

    Oh you poor, cute widdle bunneh. Birdcage is right- squatters. Perhaps they’ll leave when all they get are greens, hay and some veggies. In the meantime, I’ll come get you and you can have your own area. The nerve of them, them…intruders!

  4. AJ October 21, 2018 / 9:08 am

    One of these things is not like the other, one just doesn’t belong.

    Too cute but yes roommates can be a pain. Through the years, I pretty much lucked out and had decent roomies so no horror stories on my end.

  5. N. Fritz October 21, 2018 / 9:27 am

    Pretty sure this is the script my boyfriend will use if we ever move in together – LOL!!

  6. Faye October 21, 2018 / 10:39 am

    Call an Uber and throw some catnip in it!

  7. allein ? October 21, 2018 / 10:58 am

    Bunny has a nose and mustache above his nose….this is confusing.

  8. debg October 21, 2018 / 11:36 am

    Everybody looks so soft and cuddly! If I didn’t have to mud my drywall, I’d curl up with them for a nap!

  9. EAG46 October 21, 2018 / 12:44 pm

    So is the bunny complaining about the cats, or is the mother cat complaining about the bunny? I guess it’s the former, but they’re all really cute. *scritches all of them*

    • Wuyizidi October 21, 2018 / 6:56 pm

      Hmm, orange tabby’s are 90% male, so I’m guessing the bunny is complaining about the Halloween kitty with white socks?

      Or it could be the bunny: they don’t bury their poop, and have you seen them mid-yawn, frightening.

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