Executive Fetch

“Excuse me, miss, I hope you can be of assistance. I was engaged in a spirited game of fetch just now, but my driver appears to have lost visual contact with the object, and we were wondering if you happened to spy a plastic disc, a sort of garish orange color, come flying by in this general direction.”

“He’s a wonderful driver, been in the family for years, but his eyesight isn’t so keen.” (Reddit)
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12 thoughts on “Executive Fetch

  1. Judith October 25, 2018 / 8:52 am

    I would love to see that smiling face in the next car over while waiting at a traffic light. You can have my frisbee, sweetheart!

  2. Smartypants October 25, 2018 / 9:05 am

    “Also, might you have any Grey Poupon?”

    • allein ? October 25, 2018 / 9:29 am

      Darnit, you stole my joke.

    • Wuyizidi October 25, 2018 / 9:39 am

      I was a teenager in Philadelphia Mainline suburb when that ad first came out. There were many Jaguar XJ6’s driven around by old-money types, none of them safe from our harassment.

      Thinking back to those days, it was like a John Hughes movie 🙂

    • Duckie ? October 25, 2018 / 12:18 pm

      I asked another BIL that question once, shortly after the birth of his twin daughters. His reply?
      “Yes, but I managed to get it all off.”
      Puppers looks so happy to be going for a car ride.

      • allein ? October 25, 2018 / 12:29 pm

        Ha!

  3. Lucy's Mom October 25, 2018 / 10:12 am

    I’d hand over the keys to my car if it would make the sweet face happy. 🙂

    • JenDeyan October 25, 2018 / 1:26 pm

      Great. I can get a new doggie and a new car all in one day!

  4. Faye October 25, 2018 / 3:50 pm

    I bet dog has better credit rating than I do. Nicer car and a driver.

  5. MurrayC October 25, 2018 / 4:49 pm

    In the “You might also enjoy” is one of my all time favorites – the dog’s nose emerging from the sleeve – makes me melt and laugh every time.

    • debg October 25, 2018 / 9:46 pm

      Thanks for pointing that out! Hilarious!

      Handsome doggie here–I’ll go out and buy you a new toy just so I can talk to you some more.

  6. N. Fritz October 25, 2018 / 4:52 pm

    NTMTOM, have you been reading PG Wodehouse? Sounds just like Bertie Wooster!

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