Is it My Breath? What?!

Not That Mike The Other Mike

“Hello, and welcome to the United States, please pet me. What is the purpose of your visit today, please pet me? Please place any metal objects into the dish and pet me. Are you carrying any fruit or vegetables, please pet me? Now, if you will just show me your passport and pet me, we can — why won’t anyone pet me?!

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9 thoughts on “Is it My Breath? What?!”

  1. allein ? October 25, 2018 / 12:30 pm

    *Pets pup*

    Oh, sorry, I, um, don’t read English…

    • dubravkamcvmd October 25, 2018 / 12:34 pm

      Clever! Good defense!

  2. Muppet2171 October 25, 2018 / 12:59 pm

    I had to go through a dog screening coming home from FL last week. He appeared to be mutt of some kind or maybe a wire-hair pointer. He didn’t get pet-pets from me (I is a good girl! …but it was tempting!). Instead, he was treated to an embarrassingly baby-talked greeting from me. ?

  3. JenDeyan October 25, 2018 / 1:23 pm

    I know it’s not good to pet working dogs and distract them but I hate having to restrain myself. I wants to pet the doggie.

    • MurrayC October 25, 2018 / 4:42 pm

      I know how you feel. Especially if a dog is sitting at someone’s feet and the person is enjoying social interaction from lots of people and poor doggo is there, forcibly ignored. I always worry about their bladders – and their dear little souls.

      • debg October 25, 2018 / 9:45 pm

        I too wants to pet the doggie. Now I’ll use MurrayC’s excuse–it’s bad for their souls to be ignored.

  4. Amy October 25, 2018 / 1:37 pm

    Marlon looks like the goodest of boys! <3

  5. Shan October 25, 2018 / 2:47 pm

    What a happy Gud Boi, doing his job.

  6. Smartypants October 25, 2018 / 9:39 pm

    (OT) Mike, you got a nice shout-out in the comments over on Bored Panda. Now if only I could remember which post – if I find it again, I’ll link to it.

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