“Hello again. Listen, I know I promised that I wouldn’t tell anyone about the free bread crumbs you left out here yesterday because that was very kind of you and I know I promised and I would never ever want to betray your trust in me if I could at all help it but you see it’s like this…”
Doggo says “uh, mom? There’s someone at the door…”
Perplexed Puppy says “Huh?”
I didn’t even see the dog till I read the comments!
“On second thought, I don’t need to go for a walk right now.”
“You see, when they asked me what I was doing there, I sort of mumbled (’cause I don’t like lying) that it was a roll place (’cause it WAS a really good bread roll). They all thought I said “poll place” and since today is voting day…well…”
And now they want stickers too!
Alfred Hitchcock’s THE DUCKS script in first draft before he did a rewrite.