Get Hammered

Statues, man. Gotta love ’em. Hundred years ago, some fancy-pants artiste carved this, and then a bunch of stuffed suits unveiled it, and now here I am poopin’ on it. That’s what attracts us pigeons to statues: the ability to deliver poetic justice on a daily basis. You can fly right up to ’em, do whatever you want to ’em, and they can’t do nothing back.

(We’ll see about that, smart aleck.)
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9 thoughts on “Get Hammered

  1. allein ? November 14, 2018 / 9:36 am

    Someone’s in for a rude awakening…

  2. birdlady26 November 14, 2018 / 10:40 am

    Make like a duck little pigeon.

    • AJ November 14, 2018 / 10:50 am

      Or he can make like a tree and leaf. (I know, I know, it’s an oldie but still a goodie, lol)

  3. Murray C November 14, 2018 / 3:32 pm

    Don’t show this to PETA!

  4. Murray C November 14, 2018 / 3:39 pm

    the segment most germaine is around the 35 second mark and reoccurs every so often.

    Mike, I have at least temporarily solved my computer problem. Thanks for all your help.

    • Ricky's Mom November 14, 2018 / 6:47 pm

      That is one of the best things I’ve ever seen. Dang, I love Aardman Studios. Thanks, Murray C, and I’m glad your computer is not giving you so much grief.

    • dubravkamcvmd November 14, 2018 / 7:12 pm

      The dogs RULE! The print maker! Gaah!

    • fkaWaldenPond November 14, 2018 / 7:54 pm

      This is fantastic! 😀

    • debg November 14, 2018 / 9:17 pm

      Hilarious! The shout-out to Bob Ross had me ROFLMAOing.

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