Breaking News — Blackie Woofowitz, accused of five counts of trash can raiding, two counts of slipperslaughter, and one count of aggravated leg assault, has been found guilty of all charges and sentenced to the maximum penalty of three hours in Puppy Prison.
Slipperslaughter is better than moccasin murder, I guess.
Aw, heck no! Nobody puts Baby in the corner (or jail). Sentence reduced to time served and probation to be served at my house.
Can we share? I could use a little puppy in my life right now.
Sure! I’ll take him Sun – Wed afternoon, you pick up after work Wed to Sun morning. We’ll meet for breakfast and do the switch-off.
Excellent plan! Thanks!
I’ll fill in if need be.
Thanks Duckie! You can have him 2 weeks in the summer when me and Ricky’s Mom go on vacation. Also, we’ll make arrangements either time one of us goes on vacation. This is great, puppers will never be left at a kennel or a dog sitter, everyone wins!!
Did you get to take care of the neighbor’s dog, or is that still coming up?
That’s coming up. I dropped a card off for my neighbors, as I thought a test run or two might be advisable. Winter’s human Papa has made contact, and now we’re playing phone tag. 🙂
What’s in Blackie’s mouf?
I think that might be Blackie’s “dog-bone”-shaped name tag, on his/her neck.
Oh my goodness; good thing I am getting my eyes checked in the new year.
I will go his bail!
RELEASE THE PUPPY PRISON ONE!
I’m betting he gnaws his way out before timeout is over.
This puppy dog’s jail time should be reduced just based on it’s sad pup eyes & cute, cute face. I’ll pay the bail and make sure he/she obeys any probation terms.
?”slipperslaughter”?
I don’t believe it. Look at those innocent eyes.