It’s … it’s about Jasper. I don’t know how else to say this, but he’s gone. No goodbyes, only a note on his pillow that read “Dear Hector: I can no longer live a lie. This empty-headed human who dotes upon us means nothing to me, and the weight upon my heart is more than I can bear. I leave you to seek a home where I too can find love.” This comes as much of a shock to me as it must to you, but together we can put the pain of this loss behind us and soldier on together. He’d want that.
You, um, dropped a foot or something…
LOL!
Classic NTMTOM scroll down!
Me thinking: Hmmm, I’m just a lil skeptical of that story.
Me to cat: That’s so sudden. Can ya show me the note???
Cat: Oh, sorry no. It was ju, jus, just too difficult and sad to keep. Let’s try and remember the good times we all had, shall we?
Me: Oh, so sad, that’s true. Well, let’s go get some treats then. (Note to self: keep cat happy, don’t let him suspect you suspect and keep a beady eye on him at all times).
Living Proof that cats are trying to take over the world.
In this example, they have contained a cat traitor trying to expose the truth
of the take-over plot.
Ah, yes, another ab workout laughing at Mike’s dramas as they unfold.
Paw? What paw? It’s your imagination. Really. Would I lie to you? Look at the sincere expression on my face. Who’s next you ask?
That’s just light refracting your tears, causing a double image of my paw. It’s a very common atmospheric phenomenon, really. You know what would make you feel better? If we go get some salmon sashimi’s. Yes, let go do that.
I don’t understand these comments.
How could you not believe that sweet face? Would something with that much soft fur lie to you?
Oh wait, my cat lies to me all the time
Aha! I quite like the verbal puncture pronunciation of of ‘macka fracka’ over ‘mo fo’. Thank you for all of this post, very funny and educational. 😀