Don’t Eat That, You Don’t Know Where It’s Bean

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16 thoughts on “Don’t Eat That, You Don’t Know Where It’s Bean

  1. allein ? December 11, 2018 / 11:35 am

    Oh nooo!!

  2. JenDeyan December 11, 2018 / 11:43 am

    Detachable for convenient nomming?

    • Blue Footed Booby December 11, 2018 / 12:05 pm

      If any of my parts were detachable I’d be in a lot of trouble, or filing a lot of warranty claims.

    • Wuyizidi December 11, 2018 / 2:26 pm

      This is obviously a prank to make kitty think he reassembled himself wrong, like a kid who took apart something, put it back together, only to be left with some “extra” parts.

  3. fkaWaldenPond December 11, 2018 / 11:51 am

    TOE-BEAN FLAVOURED TIC TACS PEOPLE!!!!

    • Duckie ? December 11, 2018 / 12:37 pm

      Keeps your feet minty fresh, or allows you that foot-in-mouth flavour any time.

    • Blue Footed Booby December 11, 2018 / 12:53 pm

      Apparently there are different strains of the natural yeasts that hang out on paws, and they smell like different corn or bread products. Some smell like doritos, others like sourdough.

      • AJ December 11, 2018 / 2:20 pm

        One of my dogs had paws that smelled like fritos corn chips. It was very tempting but somehow never nommed on them. We used to joke we were gonna cover him with chili and call him a chili dog.

      • Hilda December 11, 2018 / 2:54 pm

        I admit to having a little kitty paw sniffing fetish. And they do vary in their fragrance.

        • fkaWaldenPond December 11, 2018 / 4:46 pm

          Hilda, I have the same, ahem, ‘issue’–so far I have been able to keep it under control and it hasn’t affected my work or personal relationships. 😀

          • debg December 11, 2018 / 9:19 pm

            I don’t think it’s a problem. I can quit anytime I want.

      • ^oo^ December 12, 2018 / 2:02 am

        Does this explain why so many of my (more than a dozen, in a long series, not all at once) cats seem to adore corn and corn products (chips, on the cob, tortillas)?

        But where does standing in cat box figure in?

  4. Ricky's Mom December 11, 2018 / 1:22 pm

    Yikes! I know it’s all in fun, but it kinda freaks me out. Sweet dreams, little kitty. Glad you actually have all your beans on.

  5. Wuyizidi December 11, 2018 / 2:23 pm

    I heard of “losing one’s marbles”, but this is redonculus.

  6. Murray C December 11, 2018 / 3:22 pm

    I snort laughed but grateful no liquids were involved. I wonder if some of these come in different styles with, say, little rhinestones or designs on them.

  7. Faye December 11, 2018 / 5:50 pm

    Millie definitely has Frito Paws. I huff her feet as I lift the bedspread.

    Definitely a worlds collide moment. Candy maker, “these are oddly familiar. Just can’t place it…”

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