Safety Tip: When you need to keep small valuables safe, carry them in your pocket underneath an attack kitten. A properly-trained kitten will protect your items and keep an alert eye out for danger.
Pocket Purr-tector
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So this works by turning the would-be thief into a puddle of goo?
Can I huff it please!!??
So cute!
Seriously want to snorgle that neck and chest.
It is time for a career change, now I would like to be an attack kitten trainer!
My neck hurts.
Mine too but snuggling a kitten might help.
I love how kittens, puppies, and babies can fall asleep anywhere, anytime, and in any position. But now I have the urge to get a massage, don’t know why.
This reminds me of one of the first poems i learnt as a child
Cats sleep anywhere, any table, any chair.
Top of piano, window-ledge, in the middle, on the edge.
Open drawer, empty shoe, anybody’s lap will do.
Fitted in a cardboard box, in the cupboard with your frocks.
Anywhere! They don’t care! Cats sleep anywhere.
Eleanor Farjeon (1881 – 1965)
That’s great – I love the little poems I remember from childhood .
Perfect display of the zone of snorgle. What an adorable little morsel.
And you know that relaxed pose is just a ruse to lure us in!