My human’s advanced calculus class always puts me to sleep. The only math problem I understand is “If I have ten dog biscuits and eat nine of them, why am I still hungry?”

My human’s advanced calculus class always puts me to sleep. The only math problem I understand is “If I have ten dog biscuits and eat nine of them, why am I still hungry?”

Contrary to widely circulated misinformation, the North American House Hippo is real and makes a great pet. Since they sleep for most of the day, a comfortable bed is a must.

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I have some reservations, Andrew Y.
Skimpy found this sweet little kitten who just had her bottle of milk. Although she tries hard to stay awake, the sleepies are about to hit in five… four… three… two…
