Yes, I am a dog. And indeed it would appear that I am in violation of the posted directive. Both astute observations. But what you overlook is that this is not a sofa, defined as “an upholstered seat for two or more people.”

According to ancient legend, when six pure sleepy puppies assemble in a circle, they summon forth the dreaded Sleep Demon, but not right now because he needs to sleep in for another five minutes, maybe ten.

This poor pooped pupper is just too tired to be cute today. Some other time, perhaps. Sorry.