I’ve got the biggest dreams for me
To be the biggest I can be
That’s why I need to lay my head
Upon the very biggest bed
In almost no time I’ll be grown
And then I’ll make this bed my own
So don’t sleep here; no room, it seems
Because I dream the biggest dreams
Yes, I am a dog. And indeed it would appear that I am in violation of the posted directive. Both astute observations. But what you overlook is that this is not a sofa, defined as “an upholstered seat for two or more people.”
According to ancient legend, when six pure sleepy puppies assemble in a circle, they summon forth the dreaded Sleep Demon, but not right now because he needs to sleep in for another five minutes, maybe ten.
Attention kittens: Are you tired of napping on hard floors? Do you crave comfort and support? Then you need Hand™, the advanced ergonomic sleep system that automatically adapts to cradle you in total relaxation.
Kasimir, by avatar-1, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0