Caution: Vinyl surfaces such as furniture may become excessively hot when exposed to direct sunlight for extended periods. During hotter months, items placed against these surfaces may melt.

Yes, I am a dog. And indeed it would appear that I am in violation of the posted directive. Both astute observations. But what you overlook is that this is not a sofa, defined as “an upholstered seat for two or more people.”

According to ancient legend, when six pure sleepy puppies assemble in a circle, they summon forth the dreaded Sleep Demon, but not right now because he needs to sleep in for another five minutes, maybe ten.