“… so if I’m understanding you correctly, Senator, you disagree with Veronica’s assertion that the ongoing unrest in underdeveloped regions, coupled with the weak dollar and trade imbalance, will bring any negative impact to the kibble sector. To address these issues in more depth, I’d like to bring in our fourth panelist, a professor of feline economics at the Institute for Advanced Kibble Studies at Rutgers University…”
Correspondent Tracy R. writes: “Picture by me. Cat is mine too; his name is Hamster (long story).” We like long stories in the comments section, Tracy. Just saying.
Hmmm, Hamster the Cat is White just like all the other very serious grim-faced “experts.” By that standard, he fit right in. But by the standard of being a real expert, he soars.
He’s blond, so he’d fit right in on Fox, too.
Hamster is a knockout. And so smart too! I trusted him immediately.
Cats are too cool to lie.
Hamster is beautiful!
I once had a gerbil I’d named Doggie, so a cat named Hamster is not unusual to me!
My uncle named his cat Dog, so…