Dec. 28: This may be my final entry. Radio contact with HQ lost since Christmas, and I fear evac team may never arrive. Have moved to highest shelf where household pet cannot reach me, but he is persistent and cunning. Ate the last of the gingerbread two days ago. If you should find this, please tell my wife that I lo
It’s like they say, Sharon H. — snitches get stitches.
Lololllollllloooolz! 😀
YES!!!!!! Best use of Elf on a Shelf I’ve seen!!! Can’t stand that little snitch and I think whoever thought of it should be strung from the top of the house with tinsel. I always thought Christmas should be a fun time for kids, not for them to worry about being reported to some make believe man by a creepy elf just to make them behave.
AJ, I agree, the Elf, would never be in my house. Sorry, to those of you who enjoy the Elf, and I know many have fun with him. Our downtown has an elf hunt, with small prizes, to encourage people to come and visit the businesses, but I find him creepy. Good kitty, even though the thought of it being a “real wild cat” doing this is ugh.
*snort!*
I wonder what the calorie count is for one elf. And. . . is he gluten free?
Probably, but if that documentary with Will Ferrell is accurate, probably high in sugar.
The sugar is in the candy-cane stockings.
Elf found out who is naughty, but just a little too late.