And This Will Be Your Office

January 17, 2019January 17, 2019Not That Mike The Other Mike

We’re a little cramped for space right now, so we need for you to work here next to the paper towel and trash bag storage, so if you could do that, that would be great.

OK, but I'll need my own stapler. — OK, but I’ll need my own stapler. (Imgur)

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allein ? January 17, 2019 / 8:09 am

Don’t get on his bad side or he’ll burn the place down.
- Phred’s Mom January 17, 2019 / 8:57 am
  
  or at least use his built-in staple removers on you.
  - allein ? January 17, 2019 / 9:01 am
    
    Ooh, built in staple removers would be handy. (I mean, I use my fingernails, too, but it’s really not good for them and I usually regret it. I keep my actual staple remover in a safe place lest it walk away.)
Dubravkamcvmd January 17, 2019 / 8:10 am

I think Arnold Hewitt is a great name for a cat. Cats don’t get the middle management opportunities they deserve in food purchasing and distribution.
- allein ? January 17, 2019 / 8:11 am
  
  Maybe if he learned to tie his tie properly he’d get a little more respect…
- ^oo^ January 17, 2019 / 12:29 pm
  
  It seems their strongest abilities lie in catalogue sales…
  - Amyliz January 17, 2019 / 1:41 pm
    
    ^oo^ Nicely done!
Muppet2171 January 17, 2019 / 8:16 am

Teller is getting a nameplate for the bathroom sink cupboard. Not sure I can make him wear a tie tho…
Blue Footed Booby January 17, 2019 / 9:01 am

The tech building at my college had a bathroom with a plaque on the door for a since retired professor. It was apparently installed by his students. I don’t know if it’s commentary on his digestive health or teaching abilities.
Amyliz January 17, 2019 / 1:42 pm

And it had better a Swingline stapler!
diane in los angeles January 17, 2019 / 2:12 pm

For my first year as a graduate student I had my desk in the electrical closet of the lab. It wasn’t so bad because it was at the outer wall of the building, which was all glass, so there was a nice view….
Kar January 17, 2019 / 3:45 pm

I bet he’s the director of shredding so that office location makes sense.