PEZ-full Maru

Not That Mike The Other Mike
The finished product.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to witness an auspicious day in the life of our beloved Maru, because today the Internet sensation is about to join the exclusive pantheon of characters to be immortalized as a PEZ dispenser. The modeling process requires the subject to sit calmly inside a box that isolates the head from the rest of the body — an arduous ordeal for many celebrities but for Maru the experience is a PEZ of cake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eToVxIPlgeA?rel=0

Ooh, I hope the candy is cake-flavored, Andrew Y.

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10 thoughts on “PEZ-full Maru”

  1. allein ? January 22, 2019 / 8:15 am

    I’d buy a Maru PEZ dispenser..

  2. Faye January 22, 2019 / 8:21 am

    If I don’t fits I sits.

    As long as the PEZ is dispensed from the front I’m in.

    • Meleo1 January 22, 2019 / 8:30 am

      If all da feets are in da box, it counts as fits, ok? Ok?

      • allein ? January 22, 2019 / 8:35 am

        We’ve seen videos that show that only one foot needs to be in the box to count as fits.

  3. Andrew January 22, 2019 / 11:55 am

    Does that mean there’s multiple Marus >:3 I’ll take a few <3

  4. Murray C January 22, 2019 / 12:08 pm

    I’m wondering what the shape of what issues forth will take? Better not be a hairball.

    • Smartypants January 22, 2019 / 9:42 pm

      How about a triangle, for onigiri (rice ball, usually with something inside, Japanese fast food).

  5. debg January 22, 2019 / 9:41 pm

    Dang it, Mike! You got my hopes up, then dashed them. I would buy *all* the Maru Pez dispensers.

  6. Smartypants January 22, 2019 / 9:46 pm

    He looks like a popover! If popovers had tails, that is.

    • allein ? January 22, 2019 / 10:04 pm

      They don’t? What have I been eating, then?

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