You Can’t Beat this Drumstick!

Cutetropolis is brought to you today by Cap’n Cluckachuck’s Country Cracklin’ Wings n’Things™, where every day is Wingsday. Hurry on in for this week’s special: The Yumstick™, a deep-fried appendage from a genetically mutated giant chicken. We can’t legally call it a drumstick, but we dare you to taste the difference! Feeds four, with your choice of Cheddar-Garlic n’Things or Deep-Fried Beak Basket!

Hey, I lick myself, and I assure you I taste great. (Twitter)

I’ll just have a salad, Sharon H.

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16 thoughts on “You Can’t Beat this Drumstick!

  1. allein ? February 12, 2019 / 8:16 am

    I’ll have the salad, too.

    This is extra amusing because I was behind a truck from Noah’s Pride Farm Fresh eggs on my way to work this morning…because nothing says “farm fresh” like an 18-wheeler from a city three-and-a-half hours away in another state (Lancaster, PA).

  2. Emsthemonster February 12, 2019 / 8:32 am

    Let’s not eat this sweet furry chicken. Just give it to me and I will raise it as if it was a cat.

    • Ricky's Mom February 12, 2019 / 12:59 pm

      And you can have salad on the side!

      • Emsthemonster February 12, 2019 / 3:45 pm

        I love salad and my sweet Felix does too. Sometimes he steals vegetables from the counter 🙂 Marci, the mischievous one steals anything he can lay his paws on,

  3. Dana February 12, 2019 / 8:35 am

    LOL ? I was trying to visualize what the picture would be while reading the scroll down. Sure wasn’t this!

    • Kar February 12, 2019 / 9:23 am

      Me too.

  4. debg February 12, 2019 / 9:13 am

    That’s a lotta drum.

  5. AJ February 12, 2019 / 9:17 am

    Now that’s a contortionist. And yes, I’ll be having salad too.

  6. Faye February 12, 2019 / 9:30 am

    I like mine extra furry. Bleck. I meant crispy.
    Does this come with the toe beans included? If so I want extra beans on the side.

  7. JenDeyan February 12, 2019 / 10:21 am

    I’ve always been a drumstick person but I might have to rethink my position on that…

  8. fkaWaldenPond February 12, 2019 / 11:44 am

    I dreamt of all ‘Flappy- Lips’ last night. 🙂 It would be nice to huff this drumstick.

    So, we are at hour five, of this storm– so far, just blizzard snow but it is supposed to change into ice pellets as the temperature rises and possibly freezing rain. Please, please weather gods, no freezing rain.

    • Ricky's Mom February 12, 2019 / 1:02 pm

      I hope it was a pleasant dream.

      Where I am in NYC, it’s mostly slush already. Possibly much worse in other parts of the city, but I don’t think we’re near snow-drift territory yet. Likely it’s just going to be disgusting and very, very slippery—as it already is. Stay safe, peeps!

      • JenDeyan February 12, 2019 / 2:02 pm

        I’m down here is Sunny Georgia. I think it’s suppose to be sunny again tomorrow. Talk about polar opposites. *snirk*

        • fkaWaldenPond February 12, 2019 / 2:31 pm

          ?! 😛 No drumstick for you!

        • Emsthemonster February 12, 2019 / 3:36 pm

          Well it was sunny for me as well until a huge snowstorm hit quite out of the blue with huge gusts of wind. I was driving at about 130km/h (=80 mph roughly) not expecting anything from those vague clouds 🙂 It was scary but very spectacular.

  9. Pam S. February 12, 2019 / 1:33 pm

    Yes, I want to “super-size” that drumstick order… 😉

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