Heavy is the Head that Wears the Goat

Not That Mike The Other Mike

You know, people think we capybaras are totally chill and relaxed all the time, but it’s not true. We may not show it, but we’re always thinking about world problems like pollution and stuff. You might say we’ve goat a lot on our minds.

Speaking of pollution, how about that punchline?

I’ll see myself out, Murray C.

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14 thoughts on “Heavy is the Head that Wears the Goat”

  1. allein ? February 25, 2019 / 10:46 am

    Tiny goat in a sweater smaller than a rodent.

  2. Duckie ? February 25, 2019 / 10:48 am

    I’ve got this kid on my mind…

    • Wuyizidi February 25, 2019 / 2:15 pm

      Something tells me this hamsters maximus does not count goats/sheep when he tries to sleep.

  3. AJ February 25, 2019 / 10:59 am

    This is definite proof that capys are the zen masters of the animal world, nothing seems to faze them.

  4. dubravkamcvmd February 25, 2019 / 11:36 am

    A baby goat standing on a capybara’s head – all is right with the world!

    • Dulcie February 25, 2019 / 12:37 pm

      Is there ANYTHING out there that a goatsie won’t stand atop?

      • Juno February 25, 2019 / 1:27 pm

        Nope. If it exists, a goat will get on top of it.

      • AJ February 25, 2019 / 6:24 pm

        It’s the related maxim to Maru’s favorite – If I fits, I sits – If it can be climbed, I’ll be parked.

      • Duckie ? February 25, 2019 / 9:53 pm

        If it don’t lurch, I perch?

    • Wuyizidi February 25, 2019 / 2:03 pm

      Wait capybaras have webbed feet?

      • allein ? February 25, 2019 / 2:04 pm

        But they’re from South America.

        Well, never mind, then.

        • Wuyizidi February 25, 2019 / 2:07 pm

          Sorry I must’ve deleted my second sentence about their being from Australia while you were commenting.

          I guess I automatically associated all animals with seemingly mismatched body parts with Australia. Clearly I’m no animaloligist 🙂

  5. tagathax February 25, 2019 / 3:07 pm

    If you look for “zen” in a dictionary, it directs you to “capybara.”

    • Faye February 25, 2019 / 9:53 pm

      ?

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