“Look, kid, as your lawyer I’m working hard for you, but you need to give me something to work with here. You claim that a band of ninja elf pirates ate all of the cookies — did anyone else see them? Is there video? Maybe we can get the sentence reduced to time-out served.”
Looks guilty to me, Sharon H.
Ninja elf pirates? I believe it.
I read there were actually fists fights between some Starbucks customer over who got to get one of the mug since they was a limited numbers of them.
I don’t know that I would punch someone to get one but I could maybe scream “Hey! There’s Elvis!” and then grab the cup when the other guy looked around for the King. ?
That was supposed to go under the Links post, I don’t know how it ended up here. I’ll repost it at the right place.
The ninja elf pirates strike again…
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Plead the fifth!! Oh and get a better lawyer, this one works for scraps.
It’s good to see that some young parents still use playpens.