Why I Want to Be a Vampire

Hello, I would like to be a vampire because vampires seem interesting and they get to sleep all day and stay up all night and they get to wear nice suits and live in castles and turn into bats and I already look like a bat, well kind of anyway and I have the pointy teeth so is there a school where I can learn to be a vampire or can I fill out a form?

I can make them go flappy-flap! (Reddit)

It’s good for young folks to have dreams, Sharon H.

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16 thoughts on “Why I Want to Be a Vampire

  1. Dana March 8, 2019 / 10:37 am

    That’s the cutest snaggletoothed critter I’ve ever SEEN!

  2. Gigi the cat lady March 8, 2019 / 10:49 am

    I don’t know what mix of breeds you have to mix together to come up with that little cutie pie and I don’t care. All I know is I WANT ONE!!!!!

    • Catwhisperer March 8, 2019 / 11:34 am

      I think he’s part fennec fox.

  3. allein March 8, 2019 / 10:58 am

    Um…aren’t the pointy teeth supposed to go the other way?

    • Dulcie March 8, 2019 / 11:10 am

      Well when he hangs upside down…?

      • allein March 8, 2019 / 11:24 am

        Ahhh…I’m sure you are correct.

      • SoccerSue March 8, 2019 / 2:18 pm

        That’s a good point. (See what I did there?)

  4. Faye March 8, 2019 / 11:01 am

    Tooooo cute!

  5. Brouhaha March 8, 2019 / 11:02 am

    That looks like some pug/corgi/pekingese/shih tzu mixed up and baked into a pup cake.

    • Dulcie March 8, 2019 / 12:11 pm

      ?

  6. EAG46 March 8, 2019 / 12:20 pm

    Poor little puppy. I don’t know if he needs a black cape or a good orthodontist.

    • allein March 8, 2019 / 1:35 pm

      😀

  7. Kar March 8, 2019 / 12:32 pm

    Gizmo?

  8. debg March 8, 2019 / 3:02 pm

    All the coolest kids want to be vampires.

  9. fkaWaldenPond March 8, 2019 / 8:52 pm

    Oi! They are windshield wipers for the nosicle! Take that statement to Vampire Studies Class, 9:40am, Period 2.

    • Murray C March 8, 2019 / 11:01 pm

      Similar thought – I thought they inserted into the nostrils to keep them clean – sorta like those self-cleaning garlic presses.

  10. Emsthevampire March 9, 2019 / 5:23 am

    Sigh my coworkers often jump to the wrong conclusion about me.
    Just because I hate garlic and sunshine and I look somewhat younger than my real age of 140, I am not a vampire. These are just unfortunate coincidences.

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