Hello, I would like to be a vampire because vampires seem interesting and they get to sleep all day and stay up all night and they get to wear nice suits and live in castles and turn into bats and I already look like a bat, well kind of anyway and I have the pointy teeth so is there a school where I can learn to be a vampire or can I fill out a form?
It’s good for young folks to have dreams, Sharon H.
That’s the cutest snaggletoothed critter I’ve ever SEEN!
I don’t know what mix of breeds you have to mix together to come up with that little cutie pie and I don’t care. All I know is I WANT ONE!!!!!
I think he’s part fennec fox.
Um…aren’t the pointy teeth supposed to go the other way?
Well when he hangs upside down…?
Ahhh…I’m sure you are correct.
That’s a good point. (See what I did there?)
Tooooo cute!
That looks like some pug/corgi/pekingese/shih tzu mixed up and baked into a pup cake.
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Poor little puppy. I don’t know if he needs a black cape or a good orthodontist.
😀
Gizmo?
All the coolest kids want to be vampires.
Oi! They are windshield wipers for the nosicle! Take that statement to Vampire Studies Class, 9:40am, Period 2.
Similar thought – I thought they inserted into the nostrils to keep them clean – sorta like those self-cleaning garlic presses.
Sigh my coworkers often jump to the wrong conclusion about me.
Just because I hate garlic and sunshine and I look somewhat younger than my real age of 140, I am not a vampire. These are just unfortunate coincidences.