The Tragic Tale of Cat’n Hook

Aye, it wasn’t always the Cat’n had a hook for a paw. He once had four good limbs, same as any sailor on this ship. But that was before he had the misfortune to meet… the crocodile. Hook was just a young boatswain then, and the croc but a baby crawling on its stubby little legs. But once the beast got the taste of ‘im he hungered for the rest, and he’s been following Hook ever since.

NOOOO! Not my whapping hand! (Imgur)

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16 thoughts on “The Tragic Tale of Cat’n Hook

  1. Dulcie March 20, 2019 / 12:46 pm

    Great method acting.

  2. Gigi_the cat lady March 20, 2019 / 12:59 pm

    Thanks Mike, I almost choked on my tea. 😂😂

  3. AJ March 20, 2019 / 1:06 pm

    After reading the intro, I knew the picture was going to be good. I actually sat and debated what the picture was going to show and it was not what I expected but man, that’s funny. Poor kitty, excuse me, Cat’n. Maybe he can get a retractable hook so he doesn’t have to chase mice anymore, just reels them in.

  4. dubravkamcvmd March 20, 2019 / 1:18 pm

    It’s the loss of his whapping hand that’s so sad!

    • Dulcie March 20, 2019 / 2:31 pm

      He’ll have to become left whapped.

  5. Lucy's Mom March 20, 2019 / 1:39 pm

    That dastardly croc!!

  6. N. Fritz March 20, 2019 / 2:54 pm

    This is just so… absurd. I love it!

    • Gigi_the cat lady March 20, 2019 / 3:55 pm

      My brother tried to convince me to go see Guardians of the Galaxy when it came out but I said I wasn’t interested in a movie with a talking raccoon.

      Then I saw the preview that featured this song and I was hooked!

      • Blue Footed Booby March 20, 2019 / 4:12 pm

        I saw it specifically *for* the talking, heavily-armed raccoon.

  7. debg March 20, 2019 / 3:16 pm

    Mike never fails to amuse. And somebody had the camera out at the perfect moment.

  8. fkaWaldenPond March 20, 2019 / 8:15 pm

    This cracks me up, especially due to the ‘whapping hand’ but come on peeps with the down-votes– Cat’n Hook *Cat’n hook, the new yet slightly older legend* is YAWNING. No curled tongues and relaxed bodies in caterwauling.

    • Dulcie March 20, 2019 / 10:01 pm

      I agree FKA…the cat is so relaxed!! So obviously yawning not howling.

    • Duckie 🐥 March 20, 2019 / 10:02 pm

      No baby crocodiles were harmed in the making of this movie.

      • ^oo^ March 20, 2019 / 10:36 pm

        The only possible animal harm I see is that someone neatly filed down the Croc’s pointy teeth. But then it’s Hollywood- everyone has fake smiles…

    • Lucy's Mom March 21, 2019 / 1:31 am

      For what it’s worth, I agree with you 100% re the down votes. Does anyone honestly believe Mike would post a picture of an animal being mistreated? And make light of it? Not a chance.

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