“… now before we hit the streets, I have a few notes. First off, using headphones during briefings is prohibited, Fandi, so please refrain from using them. Next, and I’m not singling out anyone in particular here, dead mice and birds should not be left in lockers at any time. That is all.”
You know those “general announcements about something only one person does” never work, right? The furpetrator never thinks it applies to them.
Everyone else gets to keep lunches in lockers!
He shouldn’t be singled out just because you don’t like his choice of food. Not fair!
Emphasis on “Fendi”… so funny!
Well it’s just so obvious!!
“No mice or birds? Fine. Tomorrow I’ll bring a fish.”
I’ve never wanted to assault an officer with snuggles before.