Stalking the Wild Delivery Driver

Not That Mike The Other Mike

Oh, they’re hard to catch, I’ll give them that. Eons of evolution have made them cautious and alert — but also predictable. The very habits that protect them make them vulnerable. They pull to the curb. They stop the truck. They unlock the door. They look to the left. They look to the right. But they never look… up.

That’s right, keep driving… (Imgur)

This is why UPS won’t come to my house, Sharon H.

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13 thoughts on “Stalking the Wild Delivery Driver”

  1. allein 🐾 April 4, 2019 / 8:08 am

    What the…? I mean… Uhhhh….

    The Imgur title really says it all: “No explanation, just none”

    Also, stolen from the Imgur comments:
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  2. Faye April 4, 2019 / 8:15 am

    Epic! Dogs are soooo smart!

  3. JenDeyan April 4, 2019 / 8:20 am

    If all dogs could do this, we’d be living in their houses.

  4. phredsmom April 4, 2019 / 9:13 am

    Um…how? Just how?

    • Blue Footed Booby April 4, 2019 / 9:48 am

      And why? What could have possessed him to do this?

  5. phredsmom April 4, 2019 / 9:14 am

    And…how does he get OUT of the tree?
    Inquiring minds want to know.

  6. debg April 4, 2019 / 9:15 am

    You gotta look up, people. Also watch doors and corners.

    Brilliant story, Mike.

  7. Lucy's Mom April 4, 2019 / 10:26 am

    It can’t possibly be real, can it??? And if it is, how on earth does he get down?

  8. Gigi_the cat lady April 4, 2019 / 11:39 am

    I’m sorry but the only thing I can think to say is WTF?

    • Dulcie April 4, 2019 / 12:34 pm

      😁😁

  9. AJ April 4, 2019 / 11:55 am

    I agree with everyone here. How, why, and WTF??? It is a puzzler, people.

  10. Faye April 4, 2019 / 7:35 pm

    A real Airedale!

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