Bed Hog

Sorry, this bed is full. I’d love to share, but I tend to toss around a lot, so I need lots of space to stretch out. I like to do a little scampering before I got to sleep, and I you’d only be in the way. Nothing I can do about it, I’m afraid. Why don’t you go downstairs and sleep on the sofa?

Heh, sucker. (Imgur)
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7 thoughts on “Bed Hog

  1. allein šŸ¾ April 18, 2019 / 4:05 pm

    Seems legit. I was always amazed at how much space a 6-pound Chihuahua managed to take up.

    • JenDeyan April 18, 2019 / 4:21 pm

      My 1 1/2′ chorkie usually starts at the foot of my bed but somewhere in the middle of night by some kind of secret doggie magic ends up forcing me over to the last 1/3rd of the bed. How she manages to monopolize 2/3rds of the bed without even waking up is a mystery to me.

  2. AJ April 18, 2019 / 4:30 pm

    And have you ever noticed that all animals when they’re sleeping turn into 500 pounds of lead?? Doesn’t matter if they’re 5 lbs or 50, you cannot move them. Also, my foster kitty likes to sit and watch me sleep. Pretty un-nerving to wake up and have a black and white cat with yellow eyes just staring at you without moving or blinking.

    • fkaWaldenPond April 18, 2019 / 10:49 pm

      I have been pondering foster kitty mid-night stare scenario between client meetings today and yes AJ, that would be un-nerving. šŸ˜€ šŸ˜‰ Hopefully kitty doesn’t have an anvil stored nor is his/her name Kevin.

      • AJ April 19, 2019 / 12:42 am

        FKA, I don’t know what the anvil/Kevin reference is but I’m still laughing over it. And yeah, I’d be in deep doo doo if kitty had an anvil. For some reason when I see him staring like that, all I can think of is “Hello Clarice”.

  3. Faye April 18, 2019 / 4:44 pm

    My new motto: Iā€™m as happy as a rat with a double bed all to itself!

  4. 6rabbits April 19, 2019 / 1:17 pm

    This totally confused me in my email! Once I got here and saw it was a RAT in your close-up, all was explained!šŸ˜„
    Our family beagle used to worm her way up to your pillow…with her BUTT facing you! It totally anoyed all of us kids and she ended up getting kicked out of bed a lot!

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