Jeer Leader

All right, ladies, listen up! Some of you daffodils come from cheer squads where the women flounce around trying to boost team morale! Well, that’s not how we do things here! Our team is an unstoppable juggernaut with 53 consecutive victories, 12 convictions, and three fatalities, so they don’t need the rah-rah treatment from us! Your job will be to terrorize the enemy, fill their hearts with fear, crush their hopes, break their spirit — and if the refs aren’t watching, other parts of them.”

NOW GET OUT THERE AND UNLEASH HELL!!! (Reddit)
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9 thoughts on “Jeer Leader

  1. michael (not him) April 23, 2019 / 8:13 am

    Why do dogs ever speak to us again after we do this to them?

    • debg April 23, 2019 / 9:17 am

      Exactly. Yet puppers seems resigned to their fate.

      • Ricky & Bibi's Mom April 23, 2019 / 10:18 am

        I don’t think I could ever do this to a dog. Poor pupper. Mike’s commentary, however, is a gem.

        • Dulcie April 23, 2019 / 4:01 pm

          I agree with you peeps in general on the pet dressing thing. But this outfit probably looks more elaborate than it is uncomfortable?
          I would hope that owners take into account their pet’s temperament as well when dressing them up like this. I have seen dogs nervous and ashamed by a stupid outfit and another dog in the same gear proud and happy! But to be on the safe side leave them in their furry birthday suits.

  2. allein 🐾 April 23, 2019 / 8:15 am

    Bring It On!

  3. Lucy's Mom April 23, 2019 / 9:01 am

    I don’t even….. 😀

  4. AJ April 23, 2019 / 9:04 am

    Maybe he cheers for a hockey team?? Love the juxtaposition between the cute outfit and that face.

  5. allein 🐾 April 23, 2019 / 10:33 am

    On a side note, apparently several people in my work’s facebook group have those fleecy bunny-ear hats for their cats. There was a whole thread of them on Easter Sunday.

  6. AJ April 23, 2019 / 12:03 pm

    2, 4, 6, 8 Who do we hate? Everybody!!
    1, 3, 5, 7 Send ’em all to Heaven!!

    Gives new meaning to the term crushing your opponent.

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